What the heck is Cam Newton wearing this week?

Look, Cam Newton plays football at a level the rest of us mere mortals can’t even understand. And maybe his fashion game is the same way, too, because the only other alternative is that his fashion sense is that of a caffeine-hyped toddler cut loose in a thrift store.

After Sunday’s loss to the Vikings, Newton appeared to the press wearing a Monopoly man hat and Harry Potter specs, because of course he did. This runs right in line with his attire of the entire season, from last week’s barbershop quartet:

…to Week 1’s restrained-by-comparison cool college professor:

This looks like it’ll be a recurring feature, so we’ll update all season. This ought to be fun.

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